Sunday, July 5, 2026

Telescope Toy Story

You know the story. Andy’s sixth birthday brings him Buzz Lightyear, displacing Sheriff Woody. The other toys share his grief until (as always) they confront and surmount the challenges. And they lived happily ever after. 

Right now, 14:23 hours 05-July-2026, we are in the trope’s “save the cat” pages of the script. 

[Earlier versions of this narrative were posted to Cloudy Nights discussion “New 70mm Maksutov from Spectrum Optical Instruments” started by Jim Riffle on December 3, 2022 in the Cats & Casses Forum. My comments there are #321, #323, and #335.] 

Back left: white: Explore Scientific 102-mm doublet refractor
Front left Astronomers Without Borders 130-mm Newtonian 
At right: Spectrum Optics Tour Star Pro Maksutov-Cassegrain.


The Newt Rebellion

June 27: For the past couple of weeks, I have been getting out more with my “tabletop Dobsonian” from Astronomers Without Borders. It is a Newtonian reflector 5 inches (130 mm) in diameter and it comes without a tripod but it does have a Vixen mount for universal compatibility and I put it on a ES First Light Pan-Tilt Mount.


The AWB dob needed collimation (aligning the primary and secondary mirrors) but it was not too far off and it pretty much stayed that way night after night. The time before last, I tweaked it again and made it dead-on to within a gnat's whisker. The next afternoon (June 28), the Spectrum Optics Maksutov Cassegrain telescope arrived from Astronomics and I set it up. 


Like the Cassegrain and Schmidt, the Maksutov design benefits from a folded optical path, allowing twice the focal length or half the tube size. However, the Maksutov design allows aberrations when the diameters of the component mirrors exceed 100 mm (4 inches). So, these tend to be small and lightweight, which is perfect for hobbyists. Moreover, the telescope is sealed: there is nothing for you to adjust. 


Left: AWB 130 on ES First Light Mount.
Right: Meade StarPro 70 mm.
They got along fine.
  


Set-up was easy. I intended to take out the AWB reflector to compare the views. When I looked in the collimation eyepiece, the view was horrific: the entire primary mirror was two-thirds off center, ten times more wrong than it ever had been. I adjusted the three primary screws at the back. That was ineffective. I adjusted the three secondary hex bolts up front. The changes were not the ones I sought. I loosened the main mount of the secondary mirror mount. It only got worse. I took the AWB 5-inch reflector and two cases of small tools into the house. 


Unexplained Sightings 

June 29. After the unusual failure of the 130-mm Newtonian from Astronomers Without Borders, I took out the Explore Scientific 102-mm doublet refractor. To other stargazers, I identify this as “my grab-and-go.” On its mount, with accessories, the package is 20 lbs (9 kg) and it always works. Tonight, the red-dot LED finder scope would not come on. 

Click. Click-click...pause...wait... do it again... 

Easy enough, I got another battery. Nothing. Click. Click-click...pause...wait... do it again… Batteries fresh from the pack seldom fail, therefore the LED on the finder must be dead. (Later, I checked the battery and it still had high potential at 3 volts.)


Next, I chose a Celestron 51630 Star Pointer from inventory. With dabs of white-out, I match-marked the On-Off and Up-Down and went out and ran errands. A couple of hours later, I went to the telescope to check the alignment on the red dot finder and the On-Off switch was broken: it clicked Off but rotated fully through On without clicking On. and there was no red dot.

Explore Scientific 102-mm refractor.
Note at right on the eyepiece mount 
is a Stellarvue Correcting Prism with fine focus.
(I think that taking this off the ES-102 and putting it
on the Mak-70 was a point of contention among the scopes.)


Portland Cement on a Horta

July 3. I filled out a request slip and gave my tool check to the guy at the crib for an AstroTech Multiple Reticle finder the same as I use on my AstroTech 115 mm  Extremely-low Dispersion Triplet refractor. Then I found a new base to fit both the ES 102 telescope and the new finder. I settled on the closest match and superglued the plastic bases to each other. 


Homepage ad from Spectrum Optics
At $159 it was very competitive in its class.
Astronomics had these for $100. 
So, I bought five for four friends and myself. 

Right now, the mount for the finder is narrower than the draw of the clamp attaching it to the stand. So, now, I am looking for shims. Passing up scrap aluminum and plastic, I tried folding and rolling paper, then turned to plastic soda straws before cutting to lengths a cardboard stylus for cellphones. To hold the shims, I used SuperGlue gel. It is not a permanent repair but it will work until I get new finders from Explore Scientific. Now, I can use the grab-n-go for all of the deep space objects in my southern skies from 10:00 PM to 2:00 AM and continue to test the Maksutov against the near competitors in my shed.


[Sunday. July 11. 23:30. Like the Official Dog in Eric Frank Russell's "Alamagoosa," the patch failed under gravititic stress. The telescope is back in the shed under wraps "until I get new finders from Explore Scientific."]

 

The salient problem remains: Why all the failures? 


Notes: 

Astronomers Without Borders branded their entry-level hobbyist instrument in the name of John Dobson, a problematic Vedanta Hinduist who sought to unify religion and science by building large telescopes from scrap parts and taking them to the streets of San Francisco to show people the skies they did not know.  

A Sidewalk Astronomer, documentary film by Jeff Jacobs: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= bVbX19kabNc

Tribute by the Planetary Society

https://www.planetary.org/profiles/john-dobson

Wikipedia of course

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Dobson_(amateur_astronomer)


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New Telescope Familiar Sights 


Saturday, July 4, 2026

To Anacreon in Heaven: O! Thus be it ever ...

We sing the National Anthem as a dirge. We plod through it, fearfully approaching highest notes. It was meant to be a celebration. The tune is a drinking song and everyone knew that when it was popularized.  The song was "To Anacreon in Heaven" and it honored the potential for romantic encounters. 

Official-Photo-Star-Spangled-Banner-Living-History_1.jpg





1

To Anacreon in Heav'n, where he sat in full Glee,

A few Sons of Harmony sent a Petition,

That he their Inspirer and Patron would be;

When this answer arriv'd from the Jolly Old Grecian

"Voice, Fiddle, and Flute,

"no longer be mute,

"I'll lend you my Name and inspire you to boot,

"And, besides I'll instruct you, like me, to intwine

"The Myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's Vine."

2

The news through Olympus immediately flew;

When Old Thunder pretended to give himself Airs.

"If these Mortals are suffer'd their Scheme to persue,

"The Devil a Goddess will stay above Stairs.

"Hark! already they cry,

"In transports of Joy,

"Away to the Sons of Anacreon we'll fly,

"And there, with good Fellows, we'll learn to intwine

"The Myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's Vine.

3

"The Yellow-Hair'd God and his nine fusty Maids,

"From Helicon's banks will incontinent flee,

"Idalia will boast but of tenantless Shades,

"And the bi-forked Hill a mere Desart will be

"My Thunder no fear on't,

"Shall soon do it's Errand,

"And dam'me! I'll swinge the Ringleaders, I warrant.

"I'll trim the young Dogs, for thus daring to twine

"The Myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's Vine."


4

Apollo rose up, and said, "Pry'thee ne'er quarrel,

"Good King of the Gods, with my Vot'ries below:

"Your Thunder is useless" — then shewing his Laurel,

Cry'd "Sic evitabile fulmen, you know!

"Then over each head

"My Laurels I'll spread;

"So my Sons from your Crackers no Mischief shall dread,

"Whilst snug in their Club-Room, they jovially twine

"The Myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's Vine."

5

Next Momus got up with his risible Phiz,

And swore with Apollo he'd chearfully join —

"The full Tide of Harmony still shall be his,

"But the Song, and the Catch, and the Laugh shall be mine.

"Then, Jove, be not jealous

"Of these honest fellows."

Cry'd Jove, "We relent, since the Truth you now tell us;

"And swear by Old Styx, that they long shall intwine

"The Myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's Vine."


6

Ye Sons of Anacreon, then join Hand in Hand;

Preserve Unanimity, Friendship, and Love!

'Tis your's to support what's so happily plann'd;

You've the sanction of Gods, and the Fiat of Jove.

While thus we agree,

Our Toast let it be.

May our Club flourish happy, united, and free!

And long may the Sons of Anacreon intwine

The Myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's Vine.


The signature is 6/4 in the key of C.
You can find "Anacreon in" 6/8 time.
Our banner song was formalized 3/4 time
but not a waltz about 1950. 


Acceptable performances of "Anacreon" here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MVYl8iy2Ic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ileDXkSTse8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l-n64NWHS4

280,551 views Feb 26, 2013

"The Anacreontic Song" Soloist: Jacob Wright Conducted by Jerry Blackstone From recording Poets & Patriots: A Tuneful History of "The Star-Spangled Banner," see http://starspangledmusic.org/poets-pa... Chorus: Justin Berkowitz, George Case, Mark Clague, Nicholas Davis, Stephen Gusukuma, Phillip Harris, John Hummel, Tim Keeler, Jonathan King, Nicholas Nestorak, Brandon Pemberton, Glen Thomas, and Scott Walters

And here - "Parody" they say but I say, "Right on." (This is a waltz.)

6/4 time and Key of B-flat
"Myrtle has long been associated with Venus and love magick. Aphrodite is often shown wearing a myrtle-leaf wreath in her hair, and during the Roman festival of Venus Verticordia (Venus the Heart-Turner) on April 1, women bathed in water scented with myrtle and wore myrtle wreaths (the picture below shows a gold myrtle wreath from the time of ancient Greece).  In Eastern Europe, the wreaths held over the heads of a couple being married were originally made of myrtle (now gold crowns are used instead), and in Wales, brides once gave a sprig of myrtle to each bridesmaid.  In the Appalachian Mountains, throwing this magick herb into a fire was believed to make the face of one's future mate appear in the smoke.  In England, folk believed that myrtle wouldn't grow if it was not planted by a woman."-- http://www.alchemy-works.com/herb_myrtle.html

The Star Spangled Banner is a story and we stop at the opening scene. 


Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light,

What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,

Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,

O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?

And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,

Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;

O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave,

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?


On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep,

Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,

What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,

As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?

Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,

In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:

'Tis the star-spangled banner, O! long may it wave

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.



And where is that band who so vauntingly swore

That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,

A home and a country, should leave us no more?

Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.

No refuge could save the hireling and slave

From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:

And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.


O thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand

Between their loved homes and the war's desolation.

Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the Heav'n rescued land

Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!

Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,

And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."

And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!



Some people claim that the song is about Black slaves
but it is not. The third verse contrasts we free people
from the hirelings (Hessian mercenaries)
and slaves (subjects of the Crown)
.
 

Chris Stapleton Sings the National Anthem at Super Bowl LVII 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFKXJ091Ed4

(Blues is very American.)


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