To Anacreon in Heaven: O! Thus be it ever ...

We sing the National Anthem as a dirge. We plod through it, fearfully approaching highest notes. It was meant to be a celebration. The tune is a drinking song and everyone knew that when it was popularized.  The song was "To Anacreon in Heaven" and it honored the potential for romantic encounters. 

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To Anacreon in Heav'n, where he sat in full Glee,

A few Sons of Harmony sent a Petition,

That he their Inspirer and Patron would be;

When this answer arriv'd from the Jolly Old Grecian

"Voice, Fiddle, and Flute,

"no longer be mute,

"I'll lend you my Name and inspire you to boot,

"And, besides I'll instruct you, like me, to intwine

"The Myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's Vine."

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The news through Olympus immediately flew;

When Old Thunder pretended to give himself Airs.

"If these Mortals are suffer'd their Scheme to persue,

"The Devil a Goddess will stay above Stairs.

"Hark! already they cry,

"In transports of Joy,

"Away to the Sons of Anacreon we'll fly,

"And there, with good Fellows, we'll learn to intwine

"The Myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's Vine.

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"The Yellow-Hair'd God and his nine fusty Maids,

"From Helicon's banks will incontinent flee,

"Idalia will boast but of tenantless Shades,

"And the bi-forked Hill a mere Desart will be

"My Thunder no fear on't,

"Shall soon do it's Errand,

"And dam'me! I'll swinge the Ringleaders, I warrant.

"I'll trim the young Dogs, for thus daring to twine

"The Myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's Vine."

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Apollo rose up, and said, "Pry'thee ne'er quarrel,

"Good King of the Gods, with my Vot'ries below:

"Your Thunder is useless" — then shewing his Laurel,

Cry'd "Sic evitabile fulmen, you know!

"Then over each head

"My Laurels I'll spread;

"So my Sons from your Crackers no Mischief shall dread,

"Whilst snug in their Club-Room, they jovially twine

"The Myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's Vine."

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Next Momus got up with his risible Phiz,

And swore with Apollo he'd chearfully join —

"The full Tide of Harmony still shall be his,

"But the Song, and the Catch, and the Laugh shall be mine.

"Then, Jove, be not jealous

"Of these honest fellows."

Cry'd Jove, "We relent, since the Truth you now tell us;

"And swear by Old Styx, that they long shall intwine

"The Myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's Vine."

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Ye Sons of Anacreon, then join Hand in Hand;

Preserve Unanimity, Friendship, and Love!

'Tis your's to support what's so happily plann'd;

You've the sanction of Gods, and the Fiat of Jove.

While thus we agree,

Our Toast let it be.

May our Club flourish happy, united, and free!

And long may the Sons of Anacreon intwine

The Myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's Vine.

The signature is 6/4 in the key of C.
You can find "Anacreon in" 6/8 time.
Our banner song was formalized 3/4 time
but not a waltz about 1950. 

Acceptable performances of "Anacreon" here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MVYl8iy2Ic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ileDXkSTse8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l-n64NWHS4

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"The Anacreontic Song" Soloist: Jacob Wright Conducted by Jerry Blackstone From recording Poets & Patriots: A Tuneful History of "The Star-Spangled Banner," see http://starspangledmusic.org/poets-pa... Chorus: Justin Berkowitz, George Case, Mark Clague, Nicholas Davis, Stephen Gusukuma, Phillip Harris, John Hummel, Tim Keeler, Jonathan King, Nicholas Nestorak, Brandon Pemberton, Glen Thomas, and Scott Walters

And here - "Parody" they say but I say, "Right on." (This is a waltz.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-eZvRVywrA

6/4 time and Key of B-flat

"Myrtle has long been associated with Venus and love magick. Aphrodite is often shown wearing a myrtle-leaf wreath in her hair, and during the Roman festival of Venus Verticordia (Venus the Heart-Turner) on April 1, women bathed in water scented with myrtle and wore myrtle wreaths (the picture below shows a gold myrtle wreath from the time of ancient Greece).  In Eastern Europe, the wreaths held over the heads of a couple being married were originally made of myrtle (now gold crowns are used instead), and in Wales, brides once gave a sprig of myrtle to each bridesmaid.  In the Appalachian Mountains, throwing this magick herb into a fire was believed to make the face of one's future mate appear in the smoke.  In England, folk believed that myrtle wouldn't grow if it was not planted by a woman."-- http://www.alchemy-works.com/herb_myrtle.html

The Star Spangled Banner is a story and we stop at the opening scene. 

Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light,

What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,

Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,

O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?

And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,

Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;

O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave,

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep,

Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,

What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,

As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?

Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,

In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:

'Tis the star-spangled banner, O! long may it wave

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore

That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,

A home and a country, should leave us no more?

Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.

No refuge could save the hireling and slave

From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:

And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

O thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand

Between their loved homes and the war's desolation.

Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the Heav'n rescued land

Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!

Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,

And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."

And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Some people claim that the song is about Black slaves
but it is not. The third verse contrasts we free people
from the hirelings (Hessian mercenaries)
and slaves (subjects of the Crown). 

Chris Stapleton Sings the National Anthem at Super Bowl LVII 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFKXJ091Ed4

(Blues is very American.)

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Generative Artificial Intelligence: As Big as it is, it is only a Program

We ignored the warnings from Mary Shelly, Thea von Harbou, Karel Čapek, and Colossus: The Forbin Project (1966) by Dennis Feltham Jones. The Hegelian dialectic predicts that the terror of the artificial human must have created its own contradiction and it did: the Apple Macintosh 1984 Super Bowl Commercial and everything it validated from Thomas Edison (“All I ask of my body is that it carry my brain around.”) to Alan Turing (he, him, G), Grace Hopper (0111), and the nerds of Silicon Valley. 

We made everyone a computer programmer. Some of us started earlier than others. We made it as easy as possible. 

For the people who never learned to program before, the user interface is as easy as a Google search or a Word document. Just ask. The program (measured against 1985) is an extremely large and complex compiler with a natural-language interpreter as the primary user interface. 

The Mercedes Maybach S 680 Brabus 
will not make coffee. It only does
extremely well what it was programmed to do.

The integrating truth which unites the two sides of the AI Dialectic to create the Synthesis which will result in a new Thesis, is that we all have been programming machines all of our lives. Aristotle never tuned a radio. Even given the wonderful opportunity, Plato would not get his hands dirty lubricating the powertrain of a steam engine. (Granted, there was Archimedes and it is a thin hypothesis that he built the Antikythera Device.) From learning to ride a bicycle, playing with Erector Sets, TinkerToys, and Legos and then learning to drive a car (and change a tire), we grew up interacting with machines.

I answered an ad from Murrary Resources, technical recruiters,
for a technical writer. "You do not look all that human to me,"
the human resources applicant tracking AI said to me.

A cogent comment on LinkedIn.
However, I replied:
"When the devil tempts you he will not come with fire and claws.
He will ask you to comprise a little bit just this once.  
Aaron Altman to Jane Craig in Broadcast News."
Because of Clippy, people stopped learning to write letters.

The Antikythera Device ran for a century or so, three lifetimes: created, admired, and never to be repeated. Scholars who study the device wonder and discuss whether and to what extent this was the work of one person. It has no simpler precursors, no antecedent subassemblies. The common informed wisdom includes the fact that this wonderful astronomical computer also, incidentally, was used to set the dates of religious ceremonies, which for the Greeks necessarily included stadium games. 

I ask: What if civic religion and social rituals were the purpose; and the path to that solution included the attendant abilities to track the planets? 

I suggest: It took a lifetime to build (three generations: one brainiac with minions), ran for a lifetime, and was lost in transport, falling into the sea for 2000 years. Would the loss of a single sword have benchmarked the existence of swords and how to make them? Many people could make swords. Not-many people built the Antikythera.

For 2000 years, the standard calculator was the abacus: no gears, no sundial, no pointers. It does have an accumulator and a register but no one ever called them that. 

GOSUB coffcoff. Despite their pretenses, programmers (now “devops”; formerly “data processing"), are just another class of users, like clericals and sales. They have other interfaces and presentations. Programmers will not tell you this, but they write with an “Application Development System” or “Program Developer Kit” which is a spellchecker for code. It is all colorized and color coded. If the programmer makes a mistake, the colors show that. Sometimes, the line itself will not accept an <Enter> if there is a bug on the line. That sure makes life easy. They now have “no code application development.” The programmers get to <quote> focus on higher level problems </quote> (ahem, coff-coff). RETURN.

Two hundred years ago, Charles Babbage built the Differential Engine and Lady Ada Lovelace programmed it. It took another lifetime for the world to catch on and catch up. The MIT “hackers” of the 1950s built model railroad switching systems from donated Bell Telephone racks. A hundred years ago, it had been suggested that in theory you could use your telephone to select and listen to a symphony orchestra in a distant city. 

Instead, we had broadcast radio—with commercials—an ethereal instantiation of newspapers, themselves an invention from only one previous century. 

Mathematicians complain about AI.

“First, it points out how AI models can “produce plausible but unreliable (or even incorrect) arguments which are difficult to distinguish from correct mathematical proofs.” Such developments put reviewers under increasing pressure and are “jeopardizing our ability to implement traditional standards for the correctness, transparency, and independent verifiability of proof,” the declaration warns.”

 — https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/06/mathematicians-warn-of-ai-threats-to-profession-as-industry-encroaches/

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/06/mathematicians-warn-of-ai-threats-to-profession-as-industry-encroaches/#:~:text=“Mathematicians should find it quite,College London, in a statement.

However, no one spoke out against human mathematicians when Andrew Wiles announced his proof of Fermat's Last Theorem on 23 June 1993 at a lecture in Cambridge titled "Modular Forms, Elliptic Curves and Galois Representations". As it was told in Fermat’s Enigma: The Epic Quest to Solve the World’s Greatest Mathematical Problem by Simon Singh (New York: Walker, 1997; Anchor Doubleday, 1998), it was just another conference, but at the end of day one, the science journalists in the hall began calling their colleagues and by day three the place was packed. Andrew Wiles had proved Fermat’s Last Theorem. 

Or did he?

Again from the Singh work, closer inspection later by mathematicians at Wiles’s level revealed flaws in the proof. Wiles went back to work with a ream of white paper and a cup of sharp pencils. It took him three years. No one blamed him or his school or his parents. Instead, they gave him a medal. 

LET WORDS = 1024

The essential error in using AI (or a calculator) is seeking to avoid responsibility for choice and therefore not accepting responsibility for the consequences of your actions. Imagine that for an algebra class, you bought the instructor’s edition and copied out the answers to turn in for your homework. We recognize that as cheating. 

What if the book is wrong? Typos happen. The answer in the back can be wrong. A friend of mine had a math teacher who could not accept that the book was wrong. The kids did the problem correctly. Her book said that they were wrong. They met her after school (in the classroom, not the parking lot) and walked her through the answer. As it was told to me, the teacher refused to budge: the book could not be wrong. (She also called integers “intriguers”  perhaps indicating the challenge she found in high school maths.) So, AI can be wrong. Where is the surprise in that? 

Silicon Valley by Michael Rogers (Simon and Schuster, 1982).

"[Burt] Mathias is a self-made businessman who built the computer firm Solitron into a multimillion-dollar corporation. His college friend and partner, Alan Steinberg, is the computer genius of the operation, who explores the farthest reaches of computer intelligence while Mathias manages the finances. But Mathias stands on the brink of personal and professional ruin, about to lose both his wife and his business. To save Solitron from bankruptcy, he must gamble everything on whether Steinberg can perfect the first computer ever to simulate human consciousness. And once the job is complete, there is only one way to prove this remarkable ability to the incredulous world: the Turing Test..." (from the cover). 

As I remember the story, Mathias gamed the game by choosing as the human contestant, one of his own programmers, because who else would talk like a computer?

Big Bang Theory, NUMB3RS, NCIS,
Bones, Grey's Anatomy, replacing 
Leave it to Beaver, I Love Lucy, Lassie,
and Happy Days.

Clippy only does what it is programmed to do. The kids could prove their case, not just by working the problem but, had they chosen, via other paths. One of my physics professors, Dr. Alan Saaf at Lansing Community College, was answering homework questions at the blackboard. “I don’t understand number 3. …. How do you do number 5?... What equation do you use for number 1?...” He was going along and then he stopped. “You people would go out in the backyard and shoot hoops for 45 minutes and not make a single shot and still say you had a good time. How long did you spend on number 4? How many ways did you try to solve it?” 

There are over 300 proofs for the Pythagorean Theorem (one by Pres. James Garfield). The kids knew that the book was wrong because it contradicted known, provable truths. Clippy and Claude and the folk lack judgment.

This is an old problem among humans. In Computer Power and Human Reason: from Judgment to Calculation (1976), Joseph Weizenbaum warned of hackers whom he compared to compulsive gamblers. Driven by the superstition that one more patch will fix their problems, they stay up late, bleary-eyed and disheveled, working ever more frantically on a program they began without any reference to the substantive literature in the field in which they claim to be working. They are like gamblers who compulsively build complex rituals to control the game. 

Gamblers and Programmers

On the Cloudy Nights discussion board, which is mostly dedicated to chat about observational astronomy, in the forum for “Science! Astronomy, Space Exploration, and Others,” a topic title was the question “What can’t artificial intelligence do?”  The introductory post started: “We have made machines that can play chess better than we can. We are close to making machines that can write novels better than we can. Threshold question. Is there a limit? I can see no reason that there should be. The interesting question. What happens when we can make machines that can do everything better than we can?” In 100 replies, I was the only person who pointed out that while an AI could write a better novel, the novel itself was an invention. I received just one "like" for the comment. 

In a machine shop, there was a sign wrapped along the top of the walls: Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, experience comes from poor judgment.  

For Cloudy Nights, I wrote: "(As far as we know) only humans can invent something new. You can say that an AI can write a novel better than a human, but the novel is an invention. As a form of narration and history, the novel is relatively recent. Poetry - epic poetry - was first. And before poems were invented, people made lists of things. ... Painting as we know it evolved in a series of quantum leaps. By the 4th century BCE graphical realism had achieved what we regard as modern techniques. The "Renaissance Masters" of Holland painted in a hyper-realistic style that violated "natural" vision. See The Arnolfini Portrait by Jan Van Eyck.  If you were in the room where the painter stood, you would not see the image in the mirror at the back the way it is presented in the painting. It is hyper-real. Impressionism, Expressionism, Abstract, ...  Performance Art.... That is the essential distinguishing characteristic that explains the difference between human intelligence and machine intelligence."

https://necessaryfacts.blogspot.com/2023/06/invisible-cheating-and-visible-rights.html

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